Is it gossip if it's in the paper?
Just read in our fine rag that a former co-worker will be arrested for DUI after a strange series of events. This guy's car seems to have a WSP (state patrol) target on it, really. Also, this guy is in his early 30's and should know better.
Early yesterday morning there was an accident involving 2 other people. Whilst clean up crews were cleaning up the mess from that one, said former co-worker hit a state highway truck that carries the big blinking sign warning drivers to get in the other lane. He didn't and totaled his car, fairly new, because a few years back he had totaled another by rolling it. Now, to some of you out there, and you know who you are, please, don't drink and drive. It's sooooo foolish. There are plenty of people around who love you and would be happy to give you a ride.
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